- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Nice weather we're having.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

I like pom

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