Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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hot diggity dog

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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