- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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