- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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