oh hiya come in

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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dead battery come on down

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women's rights

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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