Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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