This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Why are they the "living" daylights?

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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