- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

my friend is gay hes gay

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

black guy graduating high school

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Lil Wayne

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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