- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

That didn't hurt.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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