What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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liam buchan is gay !

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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feces

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Anti Joke

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