What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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