why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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