- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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