- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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