- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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