A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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