A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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