- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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