- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Jesus was born and rased a jew

the WNBA

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

all these jokes suck ass

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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