How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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