"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Neither does he.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Your social life

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save water shower with friends

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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