A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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