vagina, hehehehehehehe

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WNBA

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Dick spice

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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