So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Vagina ass.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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