- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

I am a n1gger.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Matt is not funny.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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