A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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