i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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poop is very very yummy.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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I'm a like whore

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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