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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Keep up the fun Nero!

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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