Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

A walrus walks into a bar

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

banana

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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