- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

what do u call a black person by his name

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Gay's rights

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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