Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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