i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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