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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

lol a man is drowning

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

i like turtals and kids

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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God bless America, and no where else.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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