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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

religion.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Ham sandwich

for keeps?

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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