what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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hey bill!

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Vagina ass.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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what time is it? 3:16

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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