Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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porn-hub

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Spread the net.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Anti Joke

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