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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Japan called... They need help.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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