The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Hi Shelby!!

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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