what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Dubstep < Music

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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