- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

This is not a joke.

woman's rights

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

my friend is gay hes gay

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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