Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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