A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

why am i on this site? cause its funny

How many cows say moo? All of them

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What's 4+7 47

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

I had sex. Just kidding.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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