Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Women.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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