- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

womens rights

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

fack me in the ace! CC

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

my namew is jd

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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