Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Penis.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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