if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Nippies

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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