Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Chicken

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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porn-hub

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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