Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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