- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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