what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Thanks

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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I lost my tractor.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Anti Joke

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