Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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soccor

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a ginger has a soul

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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