- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

19th amendment

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What is the difference between a duck?

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

The cow went moo

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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