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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

You should never talk to strangers.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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