- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Your Mom.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

miley cyrus

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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