A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Minecraft.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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