Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Obamacare haters

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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