What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Mitt Romney.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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