- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

i dont like attention whores lol

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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