- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

monkey sponge

fack me!

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

who is mark

You

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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