- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Women.

Wombat monkey juice.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Joay impistato is a fig

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