- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Doorbell salesman.

what happens during a climax apples

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Cold camel scrotum.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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