What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Wade's the father

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

asparagus

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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