Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Are you a human?

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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