John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

asian drivers.

PENlS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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