They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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baby loves lalma

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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68 :)

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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terry stockton is straight

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Penis

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