roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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