Hi Jacob You cool

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Girls Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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women's rights

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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