Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Woman's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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