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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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