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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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