What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Paul Dylan King!

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Women's football

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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