- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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